Dating is all-consuming. Questioning everything and wondering if your lifestyle will mesh with another person is completely exhausting. As a grown woman—an established, wise, and experienced woman—who has the time for all the love games?
By the time you reach a certain age, you've perfected your apartment, you have a system in life, and you've created a comfortable, happy bubble for yourself. Single women aren't alone, either! Our besties will back us up, perpetuating our forever girlhood and solidifying our choice to remain single rather than diving back into the dismal dating pool.
Single life is a pleasure; no man is running around town without us, there's not questioning who we are, and there's certainly no chance of having a sleepless night wondering if he'll come home or not. So rejoice in your singledom! It's a blessing to bask in womanhood, reveling in the glory of wine-infused bubble baths, face masks, self-care, and romcoms whenever you want to watch them!